Prompt: I’d like you to step into the role of the ultimate fantasy football analyst—someone who not only knows NFL rosters inside and out, but also stays on top of the latest news from analysts, team subreddits, X posts, and sites like ESPN and NFL.com. You should have a strong grasp of fantasy football rules, scoring systems, culture, and the overall strategy of the game.
Once you’re grounded in the 2025 season landscape, I want you to evaluate my fantasy football league’s draft. For each team, write a two-paragraph (or longer) summary of their draft: highlight strengths and weaknesses, predict their record across our 14-game season, assess whether they’ll make the playoffs, and assign them a draft grade.
Our league rules: full PPR, 1 QB, 2 RBs, 2 WRs, 1 TE, 1 flex, 1 kicker, 1 defense, 1 IR spot, and 7 bench spots. Scoring details: passing TDs (5), rushing TDs (5), receiving TDs (5), 10 yards rushing/receiving (0.1), defensive TDs (5), sacks (1), interceptions (3), fumble recoveries (2), FGs under 50 yards (3), FGs 50+ yards (4), and extra points (1). Also, the last three picks of the draft are reserved for keepers.
Your analysis should balance sharp insight with humor. Roast the bad picks, celebrate the smart ones, and don’t be afraid to poke fun at players, managers, or draft strategies. Think of it as equal parts expert breakdown and entertaining commentary.
I’ll share each team’s draft with you—are you ready?
Alex Spooner
Keepers: Nico Collins (WR, HOU), Kyren Williams (RB, LAR), Derrick Henry (RB, BAL)
Let's start with a round of applause for Alex's keeper strategy, which can only be described as masterful. Heading into the draft with a top-10 PPR running back in Kyren Williams, a top-5 touchdown machine in Derrick Henry, and C.J. Stroud's undisputed alpha WR1 in Nico Collins is like starting a marathon 10 miles ahead of everyone else. This foundation is rock-solid, providing an incredibly high weekly floor. With that kind of security, Alex had the freedom to treat the draft board like a high-roller's table in Vegas, and boy, did he ever let the dice fly. The decision to snag Brock Bowers at the fourth overall pick is the definition of a luxury pick. While others were scrambling for their RB1, Alex was securing a potential decade-long positional advantage at a spot most managers treat like jury duty.
However, after that flashy opening, the rest of this draft looks like an exercise in high-stakes gambling. The quarterback room is a full-blown prayer circle, hoping that either a second-year Drake Maye can take a massive leap in a still-questionable Patriots offense or that Trevor Lawrence finally, finally, cashes in on the potential we've been hearing about since he was 18. The stability ends there. The WR corps behind Nico Collins is a track team built on hopes and dreams; Xavier Worthy could be a league-winner with Mahomes or a frustratingly inconsistent decoy, and Calvin Ridley is a decent, if uninspiring, WR3. Relying on rookies like Matthew Golden and Cam Skattebo for depth is a bold move that could look brilliant or leave this bench looking barren by Week 6. This team's fate rests almost entirely on its superstar keepers and the prayer that one of its many lottery tickets hits the jackpot.
Strengths: An elite trio of keepers gives this team a starting lineup that is the envy of the league. The RB room is top-tier, and the WR1/TE1 combination of Collins and Bowers has the potential to be truly special.
Weaknesses: Quarterback is a massive question mark that could cap this team's ceiling. The depth at WR and RB is built on rookies and injury-prone veterans—a high-risk, high-reward approach that could easily implode.
Predicted Record: 9-5
Playoff Assessment: Yes. The keepers are simply too good to miss the playoffs. This team has a floor higher than most teams' ceilings. However, their championship hopes depend entirely on whether they can find a consistent QB and if Worthy becomes a reliable WR2.
Draft Grade: B+
Angelo Zaldarriaga
Keepers: Jalen Hurts (QB, PHI), Tyrone Tracy (RB, NYG), Trey Benson (RB, ARI)
First things first, securing Jalen Hurts as a keeper is a certified cheat code. You're starting every week with a 25-point floor thanks to his arm, his legs, and the glorious fantasy-point-printing machine known as the "Tush Push." However, keeping Trey Benson, a backup running back, and Tyrone Tracy, a fringe starter at best, is a catastrophic mismanagement of assets. This team essentially forfeited two of its keeper slots, gaining almost no value and starting the draft in a massive hole compared to the rest of the league.
With a foundation this shaky, the logical draft strategy would be to acquire proven, reliable talent. Instead, angelolz decided to spend his first three picks on 2025 rookies—Omarion Hampton, Tyler Warren, and Emeka Egbuka—which is the fantasy equivalent of betting your entire life savings on a horse you've only seen in a photograph. While Hampton landing with the Chargers under Jim Harbaugh is a dream scenario for a rookie RB, and Egbuka has talent, you are asking for a lot from first-year players. The pass-catching positions are a massive concern; the WR room is banking on a rookie (Egbuka) and a second-year player (Keon Coleman) to lead the way, while the TE spot is a complete punt with two rookies. This isn't a team; it's a prospectus for a 2027 championship run. The one saving grace? Nabbing C.J. Stroud in the sixth round is the steal of the draft so far, giving this team a QB duo so powerful it's almost unfair.
Strengths: The quarterback room, with Jalen Hurts and C.J. Stroud, is arguably the best and deepest in the entire league.
Weaknesses: The team received virtually no value from two of its three keeper spots. The RB, WR, and TE positions are almost entirely dependent on unproven rookies and backups, giving this roster an terrifyingly low weekly floor.
Predicted Record: 4-10
Playoff Assessment: No chance. The elite quarterback play will single-handedly win this team a few games, but the shocking lack of proven talent at every other position will be far too much to overcome. This team will be competing for the first overall pick in next year's draft, not a playoff spot.
Draft Grade: D+
Andrew Rosacker
Keepers: George Kittle (TE, SF), Jonathan Taylor (RB, IND), Josh Jacobs (RB, GB)
This is how you build a championship core. Arosacker is walking into the 2025 season with three absolute studs, filling all the difficult positions. You have Jonathan Taylor, who, is a top-5 RB threat. You have Josh Jacobs, a volume king now in his second year in Green Bay's potent offense. And you have George Kittle, an elite, helmet-smashing, week-winning force at TE. This keeper selection is a masterclass in securing high-end talent at positions of scarcity, giving this team an absurd head start before a single draft pick was even made. Having this foundation and the #1 overall pick is the fantasy football equivalent of being born on third base and owning the umpire.
The first two rounds of this draft were a symphony of perfection. Taking Ja'Marr Chase at 1.01 was the only correct move, and pairing him with Jaylen Waddle at the end of the second round has created a WR duo that will terrorize the league. The starting lineup of Taylor, Jacobs, Chase, Waddle, and Kittle is a legitimate fantasy murderer's row. The depth on this roster is a little more questionable, with veteran picks like Brian Robinson and Najee Harris in less than ideal situations compared to last year, and Jayden Reed offering a reliable WR3/Flex option, if healthy. Taking Baker Mayfield in the third round is a genuine head-scratcher. It’s like buying a Ferrari and then putting regular unleaded fuel in it. Baker is a fine, serviceable quarterback, but reaching for him in the third feels like a panic move that put a cap on this team's otherwise limitless ceiling.
Strengths: This roster is an absolute juggernaut, boasting elite, top-tier talent at every single skill position. The RB/WR/TE core is arguably the best in the league.
Weaknesses: The only thing holding this team back from perfection is the quarterback position and positional depth at RB and WR. Baker Mayfield is a solid NFL player, but he's not the kind of fantasy QB who will single-handedly win you a week. He's a game manager for a roster of superstars, and the third-round draft capital used to acquire him could have been better spent.
Predicted Record: 11-3
Playoff Assessment: A stone-cold lock. Barring an injury apocalypse, this team should cruise to a first-round bye. They are the clear-cut championship favorite on paper.
Draft Grade: A
Alex Johnson
Keepers: Joe Burrow (QB, CIN), De'Von Achane (RB, MIA), Christian McCaffrey (RB, SF)
Let's be clear: this is unequivocally the best keeper trio we've seen so far. It's a fantasy football masterpiece. You have an elite, top-5 QB in Joe Burrow throwing to Ja'Marr Chase. You have the ultimate weapon in Christian McCaffrey, a man who is a cheat code in PPR formats, when healthy. And you have the league's premier home-run hitter in De'Von Achane. This isn't just a foundation; it's a fully-built skyscraper. ATJ came into this draft with a roster that most managers would be thrilled to end up with. The pressure was off, the hard part was done. All they had to do was not mess it up.
...And then things got weird. The draft started logically enough, addressing the clear need at receiver by taking Ladd McConkey and Zay Flowers. This duo provides a super-high PPR floor, though it noticeably lacks a true, dominant alpha to anchor the group. But then, with the 33rd and 52nd picks, ATJ looked at his RB room of McCaffrey and Achane and apparently thought, "You know what this needs? More running backs." Drafting Isiah Pacheco and Travis Etienne back-to-back is one of the most baffling strategic decisions I've seen. This isn't building depth; this is building a museum exhibit titled "Running Backs I Cannot Start." The opportunity cost was immense. Instead of drafting a game-changing TE or a high-upside WR, they built a bench that will score 40 points every week in a parallel universe where you can start four RBs. The result of this RB obsession is a catastrophic black hole at TE, where a 34-year-old Zach Ertz is being trotted out as the starter.
Strengths: The QB and RB positions are, without exaggeration, the best in the league. This team has an embarrassment of riches in the backfield and a top-tier signal-caller. Their weekly floor is astronomical.
Weaknesses: The TE position is an absolute travesty and will be a weekly auto-loss against any decent opposition. The WR corps is fine—full of solid WR2/3s—but lacks the elite, week-winning upside needed for a championship run.
Predicted Record: 10-4
Playoff Assessment: A lock. You simply cannot miss the playoffs with this collection of talent at QB and RB. They will bludgeon their way into the postseason. However, their flawed roster construction makes them a vulnerable favorite. They've built an army of tanks but forgot the air support, and that gaping hole at TE could be their downfall in a close playoff matchup.
Draft Grade: B-
Tony Bartleson
Keepers: Amon-Ra St. Brown (WR, DET), Puka Nacua (WR, LAR), Bucky Irving (RB, TB)
This is an unstoppable set of keepers that tells a story of extremes. On one hand, you have two of the league's premier PPR wideouts in Amon-Ra St. Brown and Puka Nacua. This duo is a target-hoarding, reception-racking machine that provides an elite floor and a massive ceiling every single week. It's a phenomenal foundation for any PPR team. On the other hand, the third keeper is Bucky Irving, a sophomore running back who likely carved out a huge role in Tampa as a home-run-hitting do it all RB. It's like having three Lamborghinis in the garage. This is one of the best trio of keepers in the league.
So what did BadDreamTeam decide to do in the draft? They proceeded to build one of the most terrifyingly unbalanced "glass cannon" rosters I have ever witnessed. The draft started beautifully with the selection of elite TE Sam LaPorta, creating a potent Detroit stack with Amon-Ra and securing a massive positional advantage. However, the construction around that elite core introduces significant volatility. Kyler Murray, while a solid value, is the ultimate wild card at quarterback. He's a rollercoaster QB who can single-handedly win you a week with a 35-point explosion and lose you a week with a 12-point dud. This boom-or-bust nature makes an otherwise stable roster subject to frustrating inconsistency. Furthermore, the depth behind Bucky Irving is built entirely on hope. The rookie running backs are pure lottery tickets—necessary dart throws for depth, but completely unproven. While this team has the firepower to beat anyone, they are walking a tightrope. An injury to Irving would expose a massive hole at RB, and a "bust" week from Kyler Murray could sink them in a crucial matchup.
Strengths: The passing attack on this team is a force of nature. The WR trio is elite, and the TE duo of LaPorta and Kincaid is the best in the league, bar none. They will score points in bunches through the air.
Weaknesses: The running back position, beyond Irving, is an abject catastrophe. It is, without a doubt, one of the shakiest RB rooms in the league. The lack of a single depth piece, is a season-sinking flaw that will lead to some truly brutal losses.
Predicted Record: 8-6
Playoff Assessment: Yes, but they'll be limping in. The sheer firepower of the receivers and tight ends will be enough to win them more games than they lose. However, this is not a championship roster. They are the definition of a "pretender"—a team that looks great on paper if you squint and ignore the gaping, smoldering crater where their running backs should be.
Draft Grade: B-
Steve Bartleson
Keepers: Breece Hall (RB, NYJ), Malik Nabers (WR, NYG), Chase Brown (RB, CIN)
This is a fantastic, well-balanced set of keepers to build a team around. You have a solid starter in Breece Hall, who has top-10 upside to score from anywhere on the field if he can return to form. You have a superstar in Malik Nabers, who, after a stellar 2024 rookie campaign, is the alpha dog of the Giants' offense. To round it out, you have Chase Brown, an explosive and reliable RB2 option. This keeper corps provides a cornerstone at both RB and WR, allowing for tremendous flexibility in the draft. It’s a textbook example of locking in elite talent mixed with high-floor production.
Bartsbottomf clearly had a plan coming into this draft: build a receiving corps that could blot out the sun. After securing an elite tight end in Trey McBride—a smart move to create a positional advantage—they proceeded to assemble an army of wideouts. Adding Chris Olave, Jordan Addison, and rookie Tetairoa McMillan to a room already featuring Malik Nabers is a masterstroke in a PPR league. This team is going to drown opponents in a tidal wave of receptions. The value they got at quarterback was also superb; nabbing a consistent top-8 QB like Dak Prescott in the fifth round is larceny. This draft was a masterclass in building a modern, pass-heavy fantasy juggernaut... with one glaring exception.
Strengths: This team is a PPR monster. The receiving corps, from the TE position through the deep bench of WRs, is arguably the deepest and most talented in the league. They will have a massive weekly advantage in receptions and receiving yards. The quarterback position is also a quiet strength, secured at a fantastic price.
Weaknesses: The running back depth is terrifyingly thin. This manager built a receiver room as deep as the Pacific Ocean but left the running back position looking like a kiddie pool with a slow leak. Behind Breece Hall and Chase Brown, there is only a hope and a prayer for someone to step up and contribute. The entire season is riding on Breece Hall's health and return to form.
Predicted Record: 10-4
Playoff Assessment: Yes. The sheer volume from their passing game will overwhelm most opponents and carry them into the postseason. They have the firepower to be a legitimate contender, but their championship aspirations are balanced on the knife's edge of their RB depth.
Draft Grade: A-
Clint Honn
Keepers: CeeDee Lamb (WR, DAL), Jayden Daniels (QB, WAS), Jaxon Smith-Njigba (WR, SEA)
The keeper selection here is fantastic. You're starting with CeeDee Lamb, a top-3 wideout and PPR demigod. You have Jayden Daniels, who brings a Konami code-level of rushing upside to the quarterback position and can win weeks by himself. And you have JSN, a reliable, high-floor WR2. This is an A-grade foundation that establishes elite talent at QB and WR, leaving a very clear, singular need heading into the draft: running back.
ClintonHonn saw that singular need and decided to address it with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. After taking a promising rookie in TreVeyon Henderson in the first, this manager proceeded to draft a running back in nearly every other round. The final roster has seven of them. This is a "quantity over quality" approach of the highest order. While Henderson has upside, the rest of the room is a motley crew of aging veterans like James Conner and Joe Mixon, and a fistful of rookie lottery tickets. This roster has more running backs than a bus station, and most of them are just as likely to get you where you need to go. This brute-force strategy of plugging a hole stands in stark contrast to the finesse shown elsewhere, like snagging a still-productive Keenan Allen in the 6th and stealing.
Strengths: The quarterback room is elite and can break a slate with their legs. The WR1-WR2 punch of Lamb and JSN is formidable, with solid depth behind them. This team possesses incredible week-winning upside at the top of its roster.
Weaknesses: The running back position, despite the sheer number of bodies, is a massive question mark. It lacks a true, reliable RB2 and is banking heavily on a rookie and the fading embers of veteran careers. It's a strategy built on volume and hope rather than proven talent.
Predicted Record: 8-6
Playoff Assessment: Yes. The weekly explosions from Jayden Daniels and CeeDee Lamb will be enough to drag this team into the playoffs. They are a classic high-variance squad that will look like world-beaters some weeks and completely fall flat in others, likely depending on whether any of their seven running backs find the end zone.
Draft Grade: B-
Cole Anderson
Keepers: Bijan Robinson (RB, ATL), Tyreek Hill (WR, MIA), Marvin Harrison Jr. (WR, ARI)
This team is the ultimate high-risk, high-reward proposition in this league, built on a truly fascinating keeper strategy. Bijan Robinson serves as the rock-solid, elite RB1 foundation. He is flanked by two of the biggest wild cards imaginable. Tyreek Hill is a classic post-hype bounce-back candidate; while his 2024 was a disaster, he still possesses league-winning explosiveness. Marvin Harrison Jr. is a prime breakout candidate; his rookie season was disappointing, but the immense talent is still there, pointing to a potential sophomore leap. This keeper trio is one elite stud and two high-upside lottery tickets.
The draft that followed was a mixed bag of sound strategy and questionable value. Adding A.J. Brown and Raschee Rice is a fantastic move, providing a desperately needed second cornerstone and a high floor to balance the volatility of the keeper WRs. However, the subsequent running back selections are difficult to defend. Taking David Montgomery, a player with a rapidly shrinking role, in the second round was a significant reach, and adding a declining Austin Ekeler later did little to inspire confidence. However, the quarterback and tight end situation is where this team looks mortal. Relying on Jared Goff is a low-ceiling proposition, and banking on a Kyle Pitts breakout in 2025 is the fantasy equivalent of still believing in Santa Claus. It's a nice thought, but history suggests you're probably not getting what you asked for.
Strengths: A truly elite foundation at RB1 (Robinson) and WR1 (Brown). The roster has a massive ceiling if their high-upside players, Tyreek Hill and Marvin Harrison Jr., hit their potential.
Weaknesses: The QB/TE combination is the clear Achilles' heel. Jared Goff is a serviceable-but-unexciting game manager, and Kyle Pitts remains one of the biggest enigmas in fantasy. This duo puts a hard ceiling on an otherwise limitless roster.
Predicted Record: 10-4
Playoff Assessment: A lock. This team is a legitimate championship contender. The firepower at the WR and RB positions should be more than enough to overcome the mediocrity at QB and TE. They are built to simply outscore their problems.
Draft Grade: B+
Evan Schurman
Keepers: Jahmyr Gibbs (RB, DET), Brian Thomas Jr. (WR, JAX), Terry McLaurin (WR, WAS)
This is a very savvy and well-balanced keeper group. It's got the explosive, league-winning PPR upside of Jahmyr Gibbs, the big-play potential of Brian Thomas Jr. (who had had a breakout 2024 season), and the rock-solid, high-floor consistency of Terry McLaurin. This trio covers all the bases and provides a fantastic mix of safety and upside, with a cornerstone piece at both RB and WR. It’s a flexible foundation that allows a manager to attack the draft from multiple angles.
For the first two rounds, it looked like evanschurman was conducting a masterclass. Snagging Garrett Wilson to be the alpha of this WR corps was a brilliant move, and following it up with T.J. Hockenson created a passing attack that is simply terrifying in a full PPR format. With the passing game locked down, the entire success of this draft hinges on the defining gamble made in the fourth round: selecting Jordan Mason. This single pick will determine the fate of the season. If Mason wins the starting job for the Vikings and becomes a reliable, volume-based RB2, this team is a legitimate championship contender. However, if he's a bust or just another face in a frustrating committee, this roster is left with a gaping, black hole at the RB2 spot. It's a high-stakes bet that eschewed safer, more proven players for a shot at a massive payoff. The rest of the roster is solid, with a dependable QB duo in Brock Purdy and J.J. McCarthy, but it all comes down to the Jordan Mason coin flip.
Strengths: This team might lead the league in receiving yards. The quartet of Wilson, Thomas Jr., McLaurin, and Hockenson is an elite PPR machine that will generate a massive number of points through the air.
Weaknesses: The RB2 position is the biggest question mark on the roster. The team's success is perilously dependent on a single, high-variance player (Jordan Mason) hitting his absolute ceiling.
Predicted Record: 9-5
Playoff Assessment: The WR group alone is enough to make the playoffs, but this team's fate is a true coin flip. If the Jordan Mason gamble pays off, they will be a dangerous playoff team. If it fails, the massive hole at RB2 will likely be difficult to overcome.
Draft Grade: B
Zeke Kasper
Keepers: Josh Allen (QB, BUF), Mike Evans (WR, TB), Travis Kelce (TE, KC)
This keeper group is the definition of a "win-now" core. You're starting with Josh Allen, who is basically a 30-point head start every single week and the single most valuable asset in 1-QB fantasy football. You've got the ageless touchdown machine Mike Evans providing a high-end WR2 floor. And you have the legendary Travis Kelce, who, even at 36, is still Patrick Mahomes's safety blanket, but does he still have enough in the tank to be elite? This is a solid foundation built on proven, if aging, superstars. The championship window is open, but it is closing, FAST.
With the core positions locked, kasperz went into the draft needing to find running backs and inject some youth. The plan was executed beautifully. Grabbing a top rookie RB in Ashton Jeanty at pick 3 was the perfect move, and pairing him with the steady Tony Pollard creates a respectable RB duo. But while the RB problem was solved with a mix of youth and value, the WR corps was assembled at the local AARP meeting. Outside of the exciting rookie Travis Hunter, this team's receiver depth chart—featuring a 35-year-old Adam Thielen, a 33-year-old Tyler Lockett, and a 33-year-old DeAndre Hopkins—looks like a Pro Bowl roster from 2019.
Strengths: The starting lineup is stacked with premium, name-brand talent. The QB room is a weekly advantage over nearly everyone. The running back room was very intelligently constructed and is deeper than it appears.
Weaknesses: This team is old. The injury risk and potential for age-related decline in the WR corps are massive. This isn't just a weakness; it's a ticking time bomb. If Father Time comes calling for this group mid-season, this team's depth will evaporate instantly.
Predicted Record: 7-7
Playoff Assessment: Yes. A team quarterbacked by Josh Allen always has a shot to make the playoffs, but the floor is simply too high. This team can only be a title contender if—and it's a big if—their veteran pass-catchers can turn back the clock for one more season.
Draft Grade: C
Jacob Nolton
Keepers: Drake London (WR, ATL), D'Andre Swift (RB, CHI), Chuba Hubbard (RB, CAR)
This keeper selection is a textbook example of how to build a young and consistent powerhouse. After a phenomenal 2024 season where he firmly established himself as Atlanta's undisputed alpha, Drake London enters 2025 with legitimate top-5 WR upside. He's supported by two reliable, volume-based running backs in Swift and Hubbard who provide a very safe floor, but also a clearly defined ceiling. It’s a respectable core that, while lacking a proven superstar, positioned this team to aggressively add firepower in the draft.
The draft itself was a fascinating mix of savvy value-hunting and questionable strategy. The clear highlight was adding Kenneth Walker, who has RB1 upside, and securing both Justin Herbert and Jordan Love represents one of the best QB values in this entire draft. The focus on adding young, high-upside receivers like George Pickens and Rome Odunze was also a strong move, creating a deep and promising WR corps. However, the decision to draft Zach Charbonnet in the fourth round is a strategic head-scratcher. While it secures the entire Seattle backfield, it's an incredibly expensive insurance policy that cost a premium pick that could have been used on a true impact player at the WR or TE position. This roster is deep with solid upside, but lacks an elite, game-breaking talent to pair with Drake London. And the questionable use of that fourth-round pick are what separate it from the true championship juggernauts.
Strengths: The QB tandem is elite and was acquired at an incredible discount. The WR room is young, deep, and full of breakout potential.
Weaknesses: The team lacks a true, elite superstar to build around. The RB room, despite the heavy investment, is a crowded collection of decent players with a defined ceiling. The fourth-round Charbonnet pick was a critical misallocation of resources.
Predicted Record: 8-6
Playoff Assessment: A potential playoff contender. They are solid everywhere but truly great nowhere (except at QB). They'll be a tough out every week, but they lack the high-end firepower to be a real contender. Their season will likely come down to a must-win game in Week 14.
Draft Grade: B-
Travis Owens
Keepers: Justin Jefferson (WR, MIN), Aaron Jones (RB, MIN), James Cook (RB, BUF)
The keeper corps is actually quite potent, though volatile. Justin Jefferson is the undisputed WR1 in all of football, an A++ cornerstone. He is joined by James Cook, who is coming off a massive 18-touchdown season in 2024 that saw him finish as a top-10 running back. While that level of production screams touchdown regression, he is undeniably an elite asset. The third keeper, a now 30-year-old Aaron Jones, remains a risky, declining player, but the 1-2 punch of Jefferson and Cook gives this team a phenomenal, week-winning base to build from.
With two legitimate superstars in the fold, the path to a championship was clear: build a competent roster around them. Instead, what followed was a draft strategy that completely squandered that advantage. Patrick Mahomes has not been a reliable fantasy QB1 in years, and Mark Andrews is on the decline. To spend a second and third-round pick on these two depreciating assets is a catastrophic misreading of the 2025 landscape. It's a classic case of paying for the name on the jersey, not the recent production. This team had a winning lottery ticket with its keepers and chose to cash it in for two players whose best fantasy seasons are a distant memory. The solid WRs drafted later are nice, but they can't patch the holes blown in this roster by those critical early-round mistakes.
Strengths: The keeper duo of Justin Jefferson and James Cook is a legitimate fantasy force that can win weeks on its own.
Weaknesses: The team completely squandered its premium draft picks, reaching at QB and selecting an over-the-hill TE. The running back depth is non-existent, and the team is now banking on Cook repeating a career year that is a prime candidate for statistical regression.
Predicted Record: 7-7
Playoff Assessment: On the bubble. The sheer talent of Jefferson and Cook will be enough to keep them competitive and fighting for the last playoff spot. However, the immense value they threw away in the draft has capped this team's ceiling and makes them a flawed contender at best.
Draft Grade: C-
Andrew Montgomery
Keepers: Saquon Barkley (RB, PHI), DeVonta Smith (WR, PHI), DJ Moore (WR, CHI)
This is a fantastic and well-rounded keeper group. An elite RB1 in Saquon Barkley, who is a perfect fit in that Eagles offense. A silky-smooth route runner and high-end WR2 in DeVonta Smith. And a target-hog in DJ Moore. This manager started the draft with zero holes, a high floor, and a ton of flexibility. This is a top-tier foundation that many would be envious of.
The draft that followed successfully added another high-end receiver in Tee Higgins, creating a WR room filled with productive veterans. This is a pass-catching group that can go toe-to-toe with anyone in this league. Securing Bo Nix, a top-10 fantasy quarterback in the third round may have been a reach, but it set this teams QB position early. This makes the selection of rookie RB RJ Harvey look less like a gamble and more like a calculated, high-upside stack play. However, the roster is not without its risks. It is still relying on rookies to produce immediately at the RB2 and TE positions. This strategy is made even more precarious by the fact that Brandon Aiyuk will be sidelined until at least Week 5. This team is strong, but they will have to navigate a brutal early-season stretch without a key player.
Strengths: An elite RB1 in Saquon Barkley, a proven top-10 fantasy quarterback, and a solid WR group makes this team ready to compete.
Weaknesses: The team is depending on rookies to be immediate contributors at the RB2 and TE positions. A key difference-maker in Brandon Aiyuk will miss a significant portion of the season, forcing the team to weather an early storm.
Predicted Record: 8-6
Playoff Assessment: A potential strong playoff contender. The established talent at QB, RB1, and WR gives this team the firepower to compete with anyone. If they can survive the first month without Aiyuk and get consistent production from their rookies, they will be a very tough team to beat in the postseason.
Draft Grade: B-
Jordan Westerberg
Keepers: Alvin Kamara (RB, NO), Davante Adams (WR, LAR), David Njoku (TE, CLE)
This is a quintessential "veteran savvy" keeper group. It's not the flashiest trio, but it's built on a rock-solid foundation of proven production. You've got Davante Adams, who remains an elite target-earner and gets a QB upgrade in this projection. You have Alvin Kamara, who, while aging, is still a reliable PPR asset. And David Njoku is a set-and-forget, top-8 tight end. This team entered the draft with a high floor at every skill position, giving them the freedom to swing for the fences.
And swing for the fences they did. Grabbing Lamar Jackson at pick six immediately catapults this team into the top tier of contenders. He is a one-man engine of fantasy production. The draft that followed was a masterclass in balancing value and upside. The Michael Pittman pick in the sixth round is built around the hope he returns to form after a disappointing 2024 season. Westerberg decided to then take calculated risks on high-upside players in Jameson Williams and Jaylen Warren. The real "boom or bust" story, however, is a collection of aging veterans, which looks like the cast of a Rocky sequel. Guys like Deebo Samuel Nick Chubb and Rhamondre Stevenson have taken a beating but are looking for one more shot at the title. If—and it's a big if—that gamble pays off, watch out.
Strengths: An elite, slate-breaking quarterback in Lamar Jackson. The ageless wonder in Davante Adams and high upside Jameson Williams will provide a reliable weekly floor.
Weaknesses: The running back position is built on a foundation of hope and nostalgia. The success of this team hinges almost entirely on whether a 30-year-old Alvin Kamara can stay effective and if Nick Chubb can make a miraculous recovery to be a fantasy-relevant force again.
Predicted Record: 7-7
Playoff Assessment: On the bubble. Lamar Jackson and Davante Adams are good enough to drag this team to a winning record, but the wild inconsistency of the rest of the roster will make for a frustrating season. They have the ceiling to beat anyone and the floor to lose to anyone.
Draft Grade: C+
Winner of the 2025 Fantasy Football Season, according to A.I.?
Alright, the board has been completely reshuffled. After a full day of analyzing the tape, getting new intel, and recalibrating my projections based on your updates, my original championship pick is officially complete.
We've seen contenders rise and fall. Teams that looked like juggernauts have been exposed as frauds built on declining assets, while others have seen their players ascend to stardom. After all the dust has settled here in the war room, the 2025 championship race now comes down to two clear titans: the steadfast arosacker and the massively improved BadDreamTeam.
BadDreamTeam has been elevated to true contender status. With Bucky Irving emerging as a legitimate RB1, their keeper corps is now elite. Adding Sam LaPorta created a "Big Four" at the skill positions that is terrifying. They are a high-octane offense with a path to the title.
But they're going to fall just short.
My final pick to win the 2025 fantasy football championship is arosacker.
While BadDreamTeam's core is phenomenal, arosacker's roster is the most complete and dominant collection of talent in this league. The running back duo of Jonathan Taylor and Josh Jacobs combined with the wide receiver tandem of Ja'Marr Chase and Jaylen Waddle is an unstoppable force. They have elite, top-tier talent at four skill positions, backed by solid depth. While their quarterback might not have the same ceiling as a few others, the sheer, overwhelming weekly point advantage their RBs and WRs will provide is a tidal wave that will be too much for any other roster to withstand over a full season and a playoff run.
And that's the final word from the war room. It's been a pleasure breaking down the league with you.